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Politically Incorrect 01/17/08 PDF Print E-mail
Updated 01/17/08  
Here are some of the more "Politically Incorrect" messages and jokes on the Internet today. They will be updated from time to time with the newest ones on top.
... REMEMBER, I DON'T WRITE THEM ... JUST PASS THEM ON
Independent Voter = Equal Opportunity offender
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If they know of him at all, many folks think Ben Stein is just a quirky actor/comedian who talks in a monotone. He's also a very intelligent attorney who knows how to put ideas and words together in such a way as to sway juries and make people think clearly.

    The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.
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      I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit ! when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.

    It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time ! of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

    I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution, and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.

    Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him?

    I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too.

    But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.

    In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

    Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something lik e this Happen?" (regarding Katrina)

    Anne Graham gave an extremely profound ! and insightful response.

     She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives.  And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave! us alone?" (She said the same thing when interviewed after 9-11)


    In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.

    Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. the Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.

    Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be ! warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committe d suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.

    Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

    Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."

    Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

    Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
    Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

    Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

    Are you laughing?

    Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.

    Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.

    Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in.

    My Best Regards. honestly and respectfully,

    Ben Stein
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SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE

 This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

 The outgoing message:

 Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:


 To lie about why your child was absent - Press 1
 To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -Press 2
 To complain about what we do - Press 3
 To swear at staff members - Press 4
 To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in  your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
 If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
 If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
 To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8
 To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
 To complain about school lunches - Press 0

 If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's  lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

 If you want this in Spanish, move to a country that speaks it.
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 THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE.
Shooting in Butte, Montana
Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte , Montana November 5, 2006
Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks never learned two things : they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.

Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.
When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.
It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.
Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news....
Now that is Gun Control

Thought for the day: Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"
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THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER:

TWO VERSIONS OF THE SAME FABLE

TRADITIONAL VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself.

MODERN VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.' Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.

Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer! The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008.
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An atheist science and philosophy professor begins each school year with
a lecture to the students on 'the problem science has with religion.'
 He scan his class, requests a new student to stand, then asks:
'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'
.
'Yes sir,' the student replies.
.
'So you believe in God?'
.
'Absolutely.'
.
'Is God good?'
.
'Sure! God's good.'
.
'Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?'
.
'Yes.'
.
'Are you good or evil?'
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'The Bible says I'm evil.'
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The professor grins knowingly. 'Aha! The Bible!'  Then he says:
 'Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and
you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?'
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'Yes sir, I would.'
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'So you're good...!'
.
'I wouldn't say that.'
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'But why not say that? You'd help a sick or maimed person if you could.
Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.'
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The student doesn't answer.  The professor continues. 'He doesn't,
does He? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he
prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good?  Can you answer
that one?'
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The student remains silent.
.
'No, you can't, can you?' the professor says. He then takes a sip of
water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.
.
'Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?'
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'Er...yes,' the student says.
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'Is Satan good?'
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The student doesn't hesitate on this one.
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'No.'
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'Where does Satan come from?'
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The student falters. 'From God'
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'That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, is there evil in this
world?'
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'Yes, sir.'
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'Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?'
.
'Yes.'
.
'So who created evil?' The professor continues, 'If God created
everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to
the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.'
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The student does not answer, so the professor continues, 'Is there
sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?  Do they exist in this world?'
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The student squirms on his feet. 'Yes.'
.
'So who created them?'
.
No answer, so the professor repeats his question. 'Who created them?'
 The class is mesmerized.  Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace
in front of the classroom.  'Tell me,' he asks another student. 'Do
you believe in Jesus Christ, son?'
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The student's voice cracks in reply. 'Yes, professor, I do.'
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The old man observes. 'Science says you have five senses you use to
identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?'
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'No sir. I've never seen Him.'
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'Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?'
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'No, sir, I have not.'
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'Have you ever felt your Jesus, or tasted or smelt your Jesus?  Have
you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that
matter?'
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'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.'
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'Yet you still believe in him?'
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'Yes.'
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'According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,
science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?'
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'Nothing, I only have my faith.' The student replies.
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'Ah Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. 'And that is the problem science
has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.'
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The student stands quietly for a moment, then asks a question of His
own.
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'Professor, is there such thing as heat?'
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'Yes,' the professor replies. 'There's heat.'
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'And is there such a thing as cold?'
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'Yes, son, there's cold too.'
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'No sir, there isn't.'
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The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room
becomes very quiet. The student explains. 'We can have lots of heat,
even  super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, or little
heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We have 458
degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after
that. If there was such thing as cold we would be able to go colder than
the lowest -458 degrees.'
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'Every object or body is susceptible to being studied when it transmits
energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy.
Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold
is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat.  We cannot
measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is
energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'
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There is silence across the room. A pen drops and sounds like a hammer.
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'What about darkness, professor', the student continues.  'Is there
such a thing as darkness?'
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'Yes,' the professor replies. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?'
.
'You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence
of something. We can have low light, normal light, bright light,
flashing light, but if there is no light, it's called darkness, isn't
it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.'
'In reality, darkness is not a thing. If it were, you would be able to
make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'
.
The professor smiles at the student in front of him, and thinks this
will be a good semester. Then he says. 'So what point are you making,
young man?'
.
'Professor, my point is that science says that if the philosophical
premise is flawed to start with, then the conclusion will also be
flawed.'
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The professor's face shows surprise.
.
'Flawed? Can you explain how?'
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'You are working on the premise of duality,' the student explains. 'You
argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad
God. You present the concept of God as something finite, something we
can measure.  Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses
electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully
understood either one.'
.
'To view death as the opposite of life is to say it has essence, or
substance. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.'
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The student continues.  'Do you teach your students that they evolved
from a monkey?'
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'If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man,
yes, of course I do.' The professor says.
.
'Have you observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'  The student
asks.
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The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes
where the argument is going.  A very good semester, indeed, he thinks.
.
The student continues. 'Since no one has ever observed the process of
evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going
endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not now being
less a scientist and more a preacher?'
.
The class is in an uproar. The student waits until the commotion
subsides.
.
'In reference to the point you were making earlier to the other student,
let me give you an example of what I mean.'
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The student looks around the room. 'Is there anyone in the class who has
ever seen the professor's brain?'  The class breaks out into laughter.
.
'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the
professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one
appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of
empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no
brain, with all due respect, sir.'
.
'So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures,
sir?'
.
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his
face unreadable.
Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. 'I guess
you'll have to take them on faith.'
.
'So you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with
life,' the student states, and then asks.  'Sir, is there such a thing
as evil?'
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With less certainty, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We
see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man.
It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world.
These manifestations are nothing else but evil.'
.
To this the student replies, 'Evil does not exist unto itself.  Evil
is simply the absence of God.  It is just like darkness and cold, a
word that man has created to describe the absence of God.  God did not
create evil.  Evil is the result of what happens when man does not
have God's love present in his heart.  It's like the cold that comes
when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no
light.'
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The professor sat down.
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The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from
every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
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So the Pope slapped her.
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This is a very good letter to the editor. This woman made some good points. For some reason, people have difficulty structuring their arguments when arguing against supporting the currently proposed immigration revisions. This lady made the argument pretty simple.


NOT printed in the Orange County Paper...................

Newspapers simply won't publish letters to the editor which they either deem politically incorrect (read below) or which doe s not agree with the philosophy they're pushing on the public. This woman wrote a great letter to the editor that should have been published; but, with your help it will get published via cyberspace!

New Immigrants
From: "David LaBonte"

My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the OC Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to "print" it myself by sending it out on the Internet.
Pass it along if you feel so inclined.
Dave LaBonte (signed)

Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange County Register:

Dear Editor:

So many letter writers have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't being treated the same as those who passed through Ellis Island and other ports of entry.

Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people like Mr. Lujan why today's American is not willing to accept this new kind of immigrant any longer. Back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the United States, people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in New York and be documented. Some would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground. They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in good and bad times. They made learning English a primary rule in their new American households and some even changed their names to blend in with their new home.

They had waved good bye to their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything in their power to help their children assimilate into one culture.

Nothing was handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws to protect them. All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity. Most of their children came of age when World War II broke out. My father fought along side men whose parents had come straight over from Germany , Italy , France and Japan . None of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought about what country their parents had come from. They were Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan . They were defending the United States of America as one people. When we liberated France , no one in those villages were looking for the French-American or the German American or the Irish American. The people of France saw only Americans. And we carried one flag that represented one country. Not one of those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up another country's flag and waving it to represent who they were. It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly knew what it meant to be an American. They stirred the melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl.

And here we are in 2006 with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same rights and privileges. Only they want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their mother country. I'm sorry, that's not what being an American is all about. I believe that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve better than that for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to create a land that has become a beacon for those legally searching for a better life. I think they would be appalled that they are being used as an example by those waving foreign country flags.

And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty , it happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are voting on the immigration bill. I wouldn't start talking about dismantling the United States just yet.
(signed) Rosemary LaBonte

P. S. Pass this on to everyone you know!!!
KEEP THIS LETTER MOVING!!

I hope this letter gets read by millions of people all across the nation!!

Ever onward!!

MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA
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HOW TO START EACH DAY
WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Create a new file folder on your computer
2. Name it 'Hillary Rodham Clinton'
3. Drag it to the recycle bin.
4. Empty the recycle bin.
5. Your PC will ask you, 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Hillary Rodham Clinton?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better instantly.
 
Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi ...
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Subject: Naming Clinton's home
The Jayne Carroll Show is a political talk radio program that airs daily in the Portland, Oregon, metropolitan area... Carroll asked her audience to come up with an official name for the Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua , New York . Carroll's call-in contest required the names to be in relative good taste, to be original, and to capture the essence of one or both of the Clinton's . The response was overwhelming! Some names nominated for the Clinton 's new home included:
Perjurers' Palace
HillBilly Villa
The House of Bill's Repute
Drawers Downs
Cheatem Estates
Sin Simeon
The Knee Pad
The White Trash House
The Blight House
The Panderosa
Liars' Lair
Bill & Hill's Bribe & Breakfast
The Clinton Compost
Dogpatch on the Hudson
The Hen House
The Out House
The Love Shack
The House of Seven Felonies
Motel Sex
 
But the clear, hands-down winner was--
DISGRACELAND
It does have a certain fitting ring to it, don't you think ?
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Little Johnny - Hillary Fan

A grade school teacher in upstate New York asked her class how many of them are Hillary fans.

Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy.

The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Hillary fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Hillary fan?"  Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."

The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.  The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"

The teacher asks, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

So Johnny replies, "That would make me a Hillary fan."
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This one is good, because it is accurate against both parties.
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You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If...
             - thespeciousreport.com
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- You know you're a Republican if you can't stand your gay uncle, but
you invite him to your son's wedding because he's rich.
- You know you're a Democrat if you can't stand your rich uncle, but you
invite him to your daughter's graduation because he's gay.
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- You know you're a Republican if you support George Bush's plan to put
a man on Mars.
- You know you're a Democrat if you want that man to be George Bush.
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- You know you're a Republican if you think Colin Powell might make
a good President, if he weren't black.
- You know you're a Democrat if you think Colin Powell might make
a good President, if he weren't conservative.
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- You know you're a Republican if you think every Democrat is a closet
Communist.
- You know you're a Democrat if you think every Republican is closeted.
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- You know you're a Republican if you wouldn't mind if the Commonwealth
of Massachusetts seceded from the Union.
- You know you're a Democrat if you wish the Republic of Texas had never
become a state.
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- You Know you're a Republican if you start off on third base and think
you've hit a triple.
- You Know you're a Democrat if you hit a single but believe you deserve
a triple because the other team got one.
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- You Know you're a Republican if you believe the U.S. Constitution
clearly supports strip mining.
- You Know you're a Democrat if you believe the U.S. Constitution clearly
supports strippers.
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- You Know you're a Republican if you can't fathom that Abraham Lincoln was
actually a Republican.
- You Know you're a Democrat if you can't fathom that Abraham Lincoln
was actually a Republican.
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Book Report

One smart-arse student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:


Titanic:.... . $29.99
Clinton :..... $29.99


Titanic:.... . Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read


Titanic:.... . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic:.... . Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.


Titanic:.... . In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.


Titanic:.... . During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Monica.


Titanic:.... . Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.


Titanic:.... . Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.


Titanic:.... . Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :.... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.


Titanic:.... . Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.


Titanic:.... . Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :.... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
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Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers."
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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Twas the month before Christmas
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When all through our land,
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Not a Christian was praying
.
Nor taking a stand.
.
See the PC Police had taken away,
.
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
.
About Shepherds and Wise Men and
.
Angels and things.
.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
.
December 25th is just a "Holiday".   
.
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
.
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
.
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
.
Something was changing, something quite odd!
.
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
.
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
.
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
.
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
.
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.   
.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty
.
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
.
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
.
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
.
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith;
.
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
.
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
.
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
.
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"
.
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
.
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,
.
Not Happy Holiday!
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DO NOT ACCEPT  NEW COIN DOLLAR 
They warned us about this coming- and here it is!!!  Please politely refuse if given one of these new coins and ask for a paper bill instead. 
Let's stand together on this!
U.S. Government to Release New Dollar Coins
You guessed it   'IN GOD WE TRUST'
IS GONE!!!   We let this happen -
If ever there was a reason to boycott some thing, THIS IS IT!!!!
DO NOT ACCEPT THE NEW DOLLAR COINS AS CHANGE
Together we can force them out of circulation.
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Subject: All of Europe died at Auschwitz
 
 
ALL EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ
The following is a copy of an article written by Spanish writer
Sebastian Vilar Rodrigez and published in a Spanish newspaper
on 5-22-07. It doesn't take much imagination to extrapolate
the message to the rest of Europe - and possibly to the rest
of the world.
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REMEMBER AS YOU READ -- IT WAS IN A SPANISH PAPER
Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 14:30:20 -0500
ALL EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ
By Sebastian Vilar Rodrigez(*)
 
I walked down the street in Barcelona, and suddenly
discovered a terrible truth - Europe died in Auschwitz .
We killed six million Jews and replaced them with 20
million Muslims. In Auschwitz we burned a culture,
thought, creativity, talent. We destroyed the chosen
people, truly chosen, because they produced great and
wonderful people who changed the world.
 
The contribution of this people is felt in all areas of
life: science, art, international trade, and above all,
as the conscience of the world. These are the people
we burned.
 
And under the pretense of tolerance, and because we
wanted to prove to ourselves that we were cured of the
disease of racism, we opened our gates to 20 million
Muslims, who brought us stupidity and ignorance,
religious extremism and lack of tolerance, crime and
poverty, due to an unwillingness to work and support
their families with pride.
 
They have turned our beautiful Spanish cities into the
third world, drowning in filth and crime.
 
Shut up in the apartments they receive free from the
government, they plan the murder and destruction of
their naive hosts.
 
And thus, in our misery, we have exchanged culture for
fanatical hatred, creative skill for destructive skill, intelligence for
backwardness and superstition.
 
We have exchanged the pursuit of peace of the Jews of
Europe and their talent for hoping for a better future
for their children, their determined clinging to life
because life is holy, for those who pursue death, for
people consumed by the desire for death for themselves
and others, for our children and theirs.
 
What a terrible mistake was made by miserable Europe.
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Who Said This?

(1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

(2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."

(3) "(We) can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."

(4) "We have to build a political consensus, and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground."

(5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."

(6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy - that they are being watched."
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Now you might think these were the famous words of the Father of
communism, Karl Marx.

And you would be on the right track in thinking so.

But you would be wrong.

These pearls of socialist/Marxist wisdom are from non other than
our very own, home-grown Marxist. . . .

-
                                         HILLARY CLINTON
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Comments made on:
(1) 6/29/04
(2) 5/29/07
(3) 6/4/07
(4) 6/4/07
(5) 6/4/07
(6) 9/2/05

Be afraid, Be very afraid!!
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You aren't going to believe this.

Madam speaker Nancy Pelosi wants to put a Windfall Tax on all stock market profits (including Retirement fund, 401Ks and Mutual Funds!   Alas, it is true - all to help the 12 Million Illegal Immigrants and other unemployed Minorities!
 
Boy, are we in trouble... This woman is frightening.  Take special note of the last paragraph.  Is she really this whacked out?

    Nancy Pelosi condemned the new record highs of the stock market as "just another example of Bush policies helping the rich get richer".    "First  Bush cut taxes for the rich and the economy has rebounded with new record low unemployment rates, which only means wealthy employers are getting even wealthier at the expense of the underpaid working class".

    She went on to say "Despite the billions of dollars being spent in Iraq our economy is still strong and government tax revenues are at all time highs.  What this really means is that business is exploiting the war effort and working Americans, just to put money in their own pockets".

      When questioned about recent stock market highs she responded "Only the rich benefit from these record highs. Working Americans, welfare recipients, the unemployed and minorities are not sharing in these obscene record highs". There is no question these windfall profits and income created by the Bush administration need to be taxed at 100% rate and those dollars redistributed to the poor and working class".  Profits from the stock market do not reward the hard work of our working class who, by their hard work, are responsible for generating these corporate profits that create stock market profits for the rich.  We in co ngress will need to address this issue to either tax these profits or to control the stock market to prevent this unearned income to flow to the rich."

       When asked about the fact that over 80% of all Americans have investments  in mutual funds, retirement funds, 401Ks, and the stock market she replied  "That may be true, but probably only 5% account for  90% of all these investment dollars.  That's just more "trickle down" economics claiming that if a corporation is successful that everyone from the CEO to the floor sweeper benefit from higher wages and job security which is ridiculous".  "How much of this 'trickle down' ever gets to the unemployed and minorities in our county?  None, and that's the tragedy of these stock market highs."

       "We democrats are going to address this issue after the election when we take control of the congress.  We will ret urn to the 60% to 80% tax rates on the rich and we will be able to take at least 30% of all current lower income  tax  payers off  the rolls and increase government income substantially."  We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest."

       When asked how these new tax dollars would be spent, she replied :   "We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities.  For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long ways to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as 'Americans'."      

       Send it on to your brilliant friends.  I just did!!
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Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
* Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept of Health &Human Services
.
Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80
million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
1,500
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
* Statistics courtesy of the FBI
.
So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners.
.
Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.
.
Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.
.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!
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This woman should run for president

Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady.

"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?

Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?

Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?

And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all.

I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.

I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia .

I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.

I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.

I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.

I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights

In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care.

When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured: I don't care

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank: I don't care.

When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled," you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don't care.

And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and-you guessed it-I don't care !!

If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior!

If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add:

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." -- Ronald Reagan

I have another quote that I would like to add AND.......I hope you forward all this.

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Also by.. Ronald Reagan

One last thought for the day:

In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the Anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in... And how many want out."

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM.
AMEN!
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I bought a bird feeder.  I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.  What a beauty of
a bird feeder it is I thought, as I filled it lovingly with seed.  Within a week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop.  It was everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ... everywhere!
 
Then some of the birds turned mean.  They would dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
And others birds were boisterous and loud.  They sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.  So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal. 

Now let's see .... Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free
education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.  Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other  than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!
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The Ant &The Grasshopper
 
TRADITIONAL VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +
MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green." Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer! The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The ant loses the case.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008
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This is GREAT!

Gotta Love those Marines

  A United States Marine was attending some college courses   between
  assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .One of
  the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of
  the ACLU.

  One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
  the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
  knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The
  lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by
  and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

  It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
  Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off
  the platform. The professor was out cold.

  The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
  students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

  The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
  Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do
  that?"

  The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's
  soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like
  an asshole. So, He sent me."
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"Saturday August 25th"

Mark Your Calendar For Next Saturday!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male
to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that
he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American
women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims,
and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude
women other than their wife and to show support for
all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist
sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to
root out terrorists and applauds your participation in
this anti-terrorist activity.
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It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
-
'Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
-
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with 'Clinton Soup', in honor of one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, 'I don't know, I never had one.'
The Clinton revised judicial oath: 'I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.'
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.'
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  ...  ya gotta love it !! 
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Froma Harrop: Ted Kennedy blows it
Even the left has turned on senator for his selfish attacks on wind farm
.
Friday, September 7, 2007
.
Once upon a time, Ted Kennedy could count on his daily dose of
veneration. The right wing hated the Massachusetts Democrat, but
progressives honored him as a defender of old-school liberalism.
.
The Associated Press
.
In a remarkable turnaround, liberals are now heaping scorn on the
73-year-old senator. Young audiences boo at his name, and the leftish
Daily Show on Comedy Central makes fun of him.The source of unhappiness
is Mr. Kennedy's efforts to kill an offshore wind farm on Nantucket
Sound. Cape Wind was to be the first such project in the United States
and a source of pride to environmentally minded New Englanders. Polls
show 84 percent of Massachusetts residents in favor. But now it appears
that America's first offshore wind farm will be near Galveston.
.
Proposed the month before Sept. 11, 2001, Cape Wind remains in limbo.
It's been frustrated at every turn by a handful of yachtsmen, Mr.
Kennedy included, who don't want to see windmills from their verandas.
Many millions have been spent spreading disinformation and smearing the
wind farm's supporters.
.
The towers would be at least five miles out and barely visible from
shore on the clearest day, but the summer plutocrats resent any
intrusion on their waterfront vistas – and, equally, any challenge to
the notion that they control everything.
.
"But don't you realize – that's where I sail!" may stand as Mr.
Kennedy's most self-incriminating quote.
.
The sordid affair is documented in a funny and depressing book titled
Cape Wind: Money, Celebrity, Class, Politics and the Battle for Our
Energy Future on Nantucket Sound. In it, authors Wendy Williams and
Robert Whitcomb (full disclosure: Mr. Whitcomb is my editor at The
Providence Journal) describe the bipartisan endeavor to betray America's
environmental and energy interests – and ignore the welfare of the
year-round locals.
.
Mr. Kennedy did much of the dirty work in Washington, but he had
considerable help. In 2004, Sen. John Warner, the Virginia Republican,
added a last-minute rider to an urgent Iraq war funding bill that
forbade the Army Corps of Engineers to spend money permitting offshore
wind projects.
.
"Warner was dragging American troops into the Cape Wind war," Ms.
Williams and Mr. Whitcomb note. The outcry forced him to back down.
.
Why did Mr. Warner care so deeply about a wind-energy project in
Massachusetts? Some of his fabulously wealthy relatives own choice
waterfront property on Cape Cod. That's why.
.
Anchorage is 4,600 miles from Boston. And so what was this project to
Rep. Don Young, the Alaska Republican? It was apparently an opportunity
to exercise an old grudge against Theodore Roosevelt IV, the 26th
president's great-grandson and a wind-farm supporter.
.
Republican Sen. Lamar Alexander also took an unusual interest in a
venture far from his home state of Tennessee. Complaining that wind
farms threaten "the wholesale destruction of the American landscape,"
Mr. Alexander introduced legislation that would have banned virtually
all offshore wind projects in America. It turns out that Mr. Alexander
owns a fancy piece of real estate on Nantucket Island.
.
Mr. Kennedy, however, remains the central focus of ire. Greenpeace has
just launched an anti-Kennedy, pro-Cape Wind television ad campaign.
.
John Bullard, the former mayor of New Bedford and a Democratic stalwart,
is loudly condemning the senator. His working-class city is downwind
from one of the nation's dirtiest power plants. Cape Wind could help
replace it.
.
The International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers built a wind turbine
along an expressway going into Boston and, next to it, a billboard
promoting Cape Wind. The project would mean jobs for the Boston local,
which runs a training center for wind technology.
.
After 45 years in the Senate, Mr. Kennedy should be polishing his
liberal legacy. But his manipulative attacks on this wind farm have so
sickened supporters that his long career may be headed for a sorry end.
.
Froma Harrop is a columnist for The Providence Journal. Her e-mail
address is This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it .
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AMERICAN SUICIDE.................VERY SOBERING

Wherever you stand, please take the time to read this; it ought to scare the beejeebers out of you!

We know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context, his thoughts are particularly poignant. In late 2003, there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington , DC, filled to capacity by many of America's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor by the name of Victor Davis Hansen talked about his latest book, "Mexifornia," explaining how immigration, both legal and illegal, was destroying the entire state of California . He said it would march across the country until it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream.

Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave a stunning speech on how to destroy America. The audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States . He said, "If you believe that America is too smug, too white bread, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let's destroy America . It is not that hard to do. No nation in history has survived the ravages of time. Arnold Toynbee observed that all great civilizations rise and fall and that 'An autopsy of history would show that all great nations commit suicide.'"

"Here is how they do it," Lamm said:

"FIRST, to destroy America , turn America into a bilingual or multi-lingual and bicultural country. History shows that no nation can survive the tension, conflict, and antagonism of two or more competing languages and cultures. It is a blessing for an individual to be bilingual; however, it is a curse for a society to be bilingual. The historical scholar, Seymour Lipset, put it this way: 'The histories of bilingual and bicultural societies that do not assimilate are histories of turmoil, tension, and tragedy.' Canada, Belgium, Malaysia, and Lebanon all face crises of national existence in which minorities press for autonomy, if not independence. Pakistan and Cyprus have divided. Nigeria suppressed an ethnic rebellion. France faces difficulties with Basques, Bretons, and Corsicans."

Lamm went on:

"SECOND, to destroy America , invent 'multiculturalism' and encourage immigrants to maintain their culture. Make it an article of belief that all cultures are equal; that there are no cultural differences. Make it an article of faith that the Black and Hispanic
dropout rates are due solely to prejudice and discrimination by the majority. Every other explanation is out of bounds."

"THIRD, WE COULD MAKE THE UNITED STATES AN 'HISPANIC QUEBEC'
WITHOUT MUCH EFFORT. THE KEY IS TO CELEBRATE DIVERSITY RATHER THAN
UNIT Y. AS BENJAMIN SCHWARZ SAID IN THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY RECENTLY:
'THE APPARENT SUCCESS OF OUR OWN MULTI-ETHNIC AND MULTICULTURAL
EXPERIMENT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED NOT BY TOLERANCE BUT BY HEGEMONY. WITHOUT THE DOMINANCE THAT ONCE DICTATED ETHNOCENTRICITY AND WHAT IT MEANT TO BE AN AMERICAN, WE ARE LEFT WITH ONLY TOLERANCE AND PLURALISM TO HOLD US TOGETHER.' LAMM SAID, "I WOULD ENCOURAGE ALL IMMIGRANTS TO KEEP THEIR OWN LANGUAGE AND CULTURE. I WOULD REPLACE THE MELTING POT METAPHOR WITH THE SALAD BOWL METAPHOR. IT IS IMPORTANT TO ENSURE THAT WE HAVE VARIOUS CULTURAL SUBGROUPS LIVING IN AMERICA ENFORCING THEIR DIFFERENCES RATHER THAN AS AMERICANS, EMPHASIZING THEIR SIMILARITIES."

"FOURTH, I would make our fastest growing demographic group the least educated. I would add a second underclass, unassimilated, undereducated, and antagonistic to our population. I would have this second underclass have a 50% dropout rate from high school."

"My FIFTH point for destroying America would be to get big foundations and business to give these efforts lots of money. I would invest in ethnic identity, and I would establish the cult of 'Victimology.' I would get all minorities to think that their lack
of success was the fault of the majority. I would start a grievance industry blaming all minority failure on the majority population."

"MY SIXTH PLAN FOR AMERICA\'S DOWNFALL WOULD INCLUDE DUAL
CITIZENSHIP, AND PROMOTE DIVIDED LOYALTIES. I WOULD CELEBRATE
DIVERSITY OVER UNITY. I WOULD STRESS DIFFERENCES RATHER THAN
SIMILARITIES. DIVERSE PEOPLE WORLDWIDE ARE MOSTLY ENGAGED IN HATING EACH OTHER - THAT IS, WHEN THEY ARE NOT KILLING EACH OTHER. A
DIVERSE, PEACEFUL, OR STABLE SOCIETY IS AGAINST MOST HISTORICAL
PRECEDENT. PEOPLE UNDERVALUE THE UNITY IT TAKES TO KEEP A NATION
TOGETHER. LOOK AT THE ANCIENT GREEKS. THE GREEKS BELIEVED THAT THEY
BE LONGED TO THE SAME RACE; THEY POSSESSED A COMMON LANGUAGE AND
LITERATURE; AND THEY WORSHIPPED THE SAME GODS. ALL GREECE TOOK PART
IN THE OLYMPIC GAMES. A COMMON ENEMY, PERSIA, THREATENED THEIR
LIBERTY. YET ALL THESE BONDS WERE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO OVERCOME TWO FACTORS: LOCAL PATRIOTISM AND GEOGRAPHICAL CONDITIONS THAT NURTURED POLITICAL DIVISIONS. GREECE FELL. "E. PLURIBUS UNUM" -- FROM MANY, ONE. IN THAT HISTORICAL REALITY, IF WE PUT THE EMPHASIS ON THE 'PLURIBUS' INSTEAD OF THE 'UNUM,' WE WILL BALKANIZE AMERICA AS
SURELY AS KOSOVO."

"NEXT TO LAST, I would place all subjects off limits. Make it taboo to talk about anything against the cult of 'diversity' I would find a word similar to 'heretic' in the 16th century - that stopped discussion and paralyzed thinking. Words like 'racist' or
'xenophobe' halt discussion and debate. Having made America a bilingual/bicultural country, having es tablished multi-culturism, < BR>having the large foundations fund the doctrine of 'Victimology,' I would next make it impossible to enforce our immigration laws. I would develop a mantra: That because immigration has been good for America , it must always be good. I would make every individual immigrant symmetric and ignore the cumulative impact of millions of them."

IN THE LAST MINUTE OF HIS SPEECH, GOVERNOR LAMM WIPED HIS BROW.
PROFOUND SILENCE FOLLOWED. FINALLY HE SAID, "LASTLY, I would censor Victor Hanson Davis's book 'Mexifornia.' His book is dangerous. It exposes the plan to destroy America . If you feelAmerica deserves to be destroyed, don't read that book."

There was no applause. A chilling fear quietly rose like an ominous cloud above every attendee at the conference. Every American in that room knew that everything Lamm enumerated was proceeding methodically, quietly, darkly, yet pervasively across the United States today. Discussion is being suppressed. Over 100 languages are ripping the foundation of our educational system and national cohesiveness. Even barbaric cultures that practice female genital mutilation are growing as we celebrate 'diversity.' American jobs are vanishing into the Third World as corporations create a Third World in America . Take note of California and other states. To date, ten million illegal aliens and growing fast. It is reminiscent of George Orwell's book "1984." In that story, three slogans are engraved in the Ministry of Truth building: "War is peace," "Freedom is slavery," and "Ignorance is strength."

Governor Lamm walked back to his seat. It dawned on everyone at the conference that our nation and the future of this great democracy is deeply in trouble and worsening fast. If we don't get this immigration monster stopped within three years, it will rage like a California wildfire and des troy everything in its path, especially The American Dream

If you care for and love our country as I do, take the time to pass this on just as I did for you. NOTHING is going to happen if you don't
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SUGGESTION FOR LOCAL ACTIVISM re: ILLEGAL ALIENS -- Create Individual Neighborhood Services (INS)

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Create Individual Neighborhood Services -- INS -- to get rid of illegal aliens
Event day: 1/1/2009
Cost: $0.00
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Message was posted at: 8/10/2007 1:07:50 AM
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I have a friend who has a friend who is president of his homeowners' association in the Washington, D.C. suburbs. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some of his association's homes. The reason according to Wallace (my friend's friend) is that six very large, luxurious new houses are being built right next to their community.
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The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the construction sites and included bags from McDonalds, Burger King and 7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty bottles, etc. He went to see the site supervisor and even the general contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to litter the neighborhood, all to no avail. He called the city, county, and police and got no help there either.
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So here's what his community did. They organized about twenty folks, named themselves the
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"INDIVIDUAL NEIGHBORHOOD SERVICES" ( INS )

group.
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This new "INS" group agreed to go out at lunch time and "police" the trash themselves. It is what they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious.
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(Or.... if you prefer.... Independent Neighborhood Services, or Inner Neighborhood Services, or Initiative Neighbor Services , etc.)
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They bought navy blue baseball caps and had the initials "INS" embroidered in gold on the caps.
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Some of the "INS" members got T-shirts or jackets with "INS" on the back of the jackets.
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It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand what they hoped people might mistakenly think the letters really stood for.
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After the INDIVIDUAL NEIGHBORHOOD SERVICES (INS) group's first lunch time pickup detail, with all of them wearing their caps and most carrying cameras, 46 out of the total of 68 construction workers did not show up for work the next morning, and they haven't come back yet; it's been ten days now.
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The general contractor, I'm told, is madder than hell, but can't say anything publicly because he could be busted for hiring illegal aliens. Wallace and his bunch can't be accused of impersonating federal personnel, because they have the official name of the group recorded in their homeowner association minutes along with a notation about the vote to approve formation of the new subcommittee.
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And besides, they informed the INS in advance of their plans and according to Wallace the INS said basically, "Have at it"!
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Isn't it nice to hear good news once in a while?
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http://www.conservativeevents.com/view.asp?0=jokesandfun&1=198

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(NOTE: The name of the "INS" has been changed officially to the "Citizenship and Immigration Service" (CIS). However, everyone still knows the name "INS." And this makes it even better! Because the official name for the government agency is now CIS, you can use the name INS without anyone stopping you.)
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To those of you not familiar with Joe Arpaio, he is the Maricopa Count
Sheriff in Phoenix Arizona and keeps getting elected over and over
again. These are some of the reasons why:
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Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "Tent City Jail".
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He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates
for them. .  
He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails, took away their
weights, cut off all but "G" rated movies.
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He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and
city projects.
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Then he started chain gangs for women  
so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.
.
He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court
order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV
again and only let in the Disney Channel and The Weather Channel. When
asked why the Weather Channel he replied,  "So they will know how
hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."
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He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the
inmates complained, he told them, "This Isn't  
The Ritz/Carlton. if you don't like it, don't come back."
.
He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on videotape that he pipes
into the jails.
When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he
replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the
inmates were in his jails in the first place.
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With temperatures being even hotter  
than usual In Phoenix, the Associated Press Reports about 2,000
inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment.  
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At the Maricopa County Jail, inmates have been given permission to strip
down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.    
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On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up
on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees
inside. The week before, many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as
sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.
"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who
has lived In the tents for one year. "It's inhumane." Joe Arpaio, the
tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making
his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit
sympathetic. He said that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees
in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to
wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut
your damned mouths!" 

Way to go, sheriff!  Maybe if all prisons were like this one there
would be a lot less crime  and/or repeat  offenders.  
Criminals should be punished for their crimes -- not live in luxury
until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another
crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy
things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.  
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Sheriff Joe was just reelected Sheriff of   Maricopa County, Arizona.
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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross"
since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody
Nuisance". The last time the British issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning
level was during the great fire of 1666.
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Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in
France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a
recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country's military capability.
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It's not only the English and French who are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and
excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
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The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"
to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".
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Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
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The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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"Progressive Education"

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King
for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was
digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from
my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there,
holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking
at the screen on her register.

I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to
just give me two quarters, but she hailed the
manager for help. While he tried to explain the
transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution
in teaching math since the 1950s:
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1. Teaching Math In 1950
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his
profit?

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2. Teaching Math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What
is his profit?

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3. Teaching Math In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

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4. Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His
cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your
assignment: Underline the number 20.

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5. Teaching Math In 1990
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he
is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for
the habitat of animals or the preservation of our
woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit
of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the question:
How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut
down their homes?
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( There are no wrong answers )
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6. Teaching Math In 2007
Un hachero vende una carretada de madera por
$100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto
dinero ha hecho?
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Subject: Speak English
Subject: Why speak English?
 
   U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a conference that
included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and
French Navies.

   At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with
a large group of officers that included personnel from most of the
countries.
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   Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped
their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas
Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.

   He then asked "Why is it that we always have to speak
English in these conferences rather than speaking French?"
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   Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied "Maybe
it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so
you wouldn't have to speak German."
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   You could have heard a pin drop.
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Illegal Mexican Interview
Here is a REAL INTERVIEW with an illegal Mexican at a protest march in Texas.

This is good! Below is a good example of a discussion with a master of circular logic. Don't be logical, don't respect the truth or your adversary, just say what you think makes a new case when the previous case gets too difficult to defend.

Jim Moore reporting for a Houston TV station on the streets of downtown Houston on May 1, 2006:

Jim: Juan, I see that you and thousands of other protesters are marching in the streets to demonstrate for your cause. Exactly what is your cause and what do you expect to accomplish by this protest?

Juan: We want our rights. We will show you how powerful we are. We will bring Houston to its knees!

Jim: What rights?

Juan: Our right to live here...legally. Our right to get all the benefits you get.

Jim: When did you come to the United States?

Juan: Six years ago. I crossed over the border at night with seven other friends.

Jim: Why did you come?

Juan: For work. I can earn as much in a month as I could in a year in Mexico. Besides, I get free health care, our Mexican children can go to school free, if I lose my job I will get Welfare, and someday I will have
The Social Security. Nothing like that in Mexico!

Jim: Did you feel badly about breaking our immigration laws when you came?

Juan: No! Why should I feel bad? I have a right to be here. I have a right to amnesty. I paid lots of money for my Social Security and Green Cards.

Jim: How did you acquire those documents?

Juan: From a guy in Dallas. He charged me a lot of money too.

Jim: Did you know that those documents were forged?

Juan: It is of no matter. I have a right to be here and work.

Jim: What is the "right" you speak of?

Juan: The right of all Aliens. It is found in your Constitution. Read it!

Jim: I have read it, but I do not remember it saying anything about rights for Aliens.

Juan: It is in that part where it says that all men have Alien rights, like the right to pursue happiness. I wasn't happy in Mexico, so I came here.

Jim: I think you are referring to the Declaration of Independence and that document speaks to unalienable rights .. Not Alien rights.

Juan:Whatever.

Jim: Since you are demanding to become an American citizen, why then are you carrying a Mexican Flag?

Juan:Because I am Mexican.

Jim: But you said you want to be given amnesty ... To become a US citizen.

Juan: No. This is not what we want. This is our country, a part of Mexico that you Gringos stole from us. We want it returned to its rightful owner.

Jim: Juan, you are standing in Texas. After winning the war with Mexico, Texas became a Republic, and later Texans voted to join the USA. It was not stolen from Mexico.

Juan: That is a Gringo lie. Texas was stolen. So was California, New Mexico and Arizona. It is just like all the other stuff you Gringos steal, like oil and babies. You are a country of thieves.

Jim: Babies? You think we steal babies?

Juan: Sure. Like from Korea and Vietnam and China. I see them all over the place. You let all these foreigners in, but try to keep us Mexicans out. How is this fair?

Jim: So, you really don't want to become an American citizen then.

Juan: I just want my rights! Everyone has a right to live, work, and speak their native language wherever and whenever they please. That's another thing we demand. All signs and official documents should be in
Spanish . Teachers must teach in Spanish. Soon, more people here in Houston will speak Spanish than English. It is our right!

Jim: If I were to cross over the border into Mexico without proper documentation, what rights would I have there?

Juan: None. You would probably go to jail, but that's different.

Jim: How is it different? You said everyone has the right to live wherever they please.

Juan: You Gringos are a bunch of land grabbing thieves. Now you want Mexico too? Mexico has its rights. You Gringos have no rights in Mexico. Why would you want to go there anyway? There is no free medical service, schools, or welfare there for foreigners such as you. You cannot even own land in my country. Stay in the country of your birth.

Jim: I can see that there is no way that we can agree on this issue. Thank you for your comments.

Juan: Viva Mexico!

Pass this along to every American citizen in your address books and to every representative in the state and federal government. If you choose to remain uninvolved, do not be amazed when you no longer have a nation to call your own nor anything you have worked for left since it will be "redistributed" to the activists while you are so peacefully staying out of the "fray".

Check history, it is full of nations/empires that disappeared when its citizens no longer held their core beliefs and values. One person CAN make a difference. One plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one........

The battle for our secure borders and immigration laws that actually mean something, however, hasn't even begun.

If this ticks YOU off...PASS IT ON!

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Agenda for 2008 Democratic National Convention


 Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention (Just Released)
 
    7:00 pm   Opening  flag burning

  7:15 pm    Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

    7:20 pm    Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 

7:25 pm    Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al  Sharpton
   7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

   7:55 pm    Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 

 8:00  pm - How I Invented the Internet  - Al Gore 

      8:35 pm    Ted Kennedy proposes a  toast
 
8:40 pm    Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm    Free Saddam Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
   11.00 pm    Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 

  11:05 pm    Collection for the Osama Bin Laden, kidney -
transplant fund  - Barbara Streisand

  11:15 pm    Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo  Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm    Oval Office Affairs - William Clinton

 11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

   11:50 pm    "How George Bush Brought
Down the World Trade Towers!" -  Howard Dean 

  12:15 am    "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

 12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

   12:30 am    Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinej ad

12:45 am    Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by
Nancy Pelosi

 1:00 am    Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

 1:05 am    Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton 1:30 am
    Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

  1:35 am    Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home
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WHERE TO BUY YOUR USA-GAS, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW. READ ON--
Gas rationing in the 80's worked even though we grumbled about it.

It might even be good for us!

The Saudis are boycotting American goods.

We should return the favor.

An interesting thought is to boycott their GAS.
Every time you fill up the car, you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of Saudi Arabia.  Just buy from gas companies that don't import their oil from the Saudis.


Nothing is more frustrating than the feeling that every time I fill-up the tank, I am sending my money to people who are trying to kill me, my family, and my friends.

I thought it might be interesting for you to know which oil companies are the best to buy gas from and which major companies import Middle Eastern oil .

These companies import Middle Eastern oil :
Shell............................ 205,742,000 barrels
Chevron/Texaco......... 144,332,000 barrels
Exxon /Mobil............... 130,082,000 barrels
Marathon/Speedway... 117,740,000 barrels
Amoco............................62,231,000 barrels
Citgo........................from South America, from a Dictator who hates Americans 
If you do the math at $30/barrel, these imports amount to over $18 BILLION! (oil is now $55-$60 a barrel)


Here are some large companies that
do not import Middle Eastern oil:


Sunoco...................0 barrels
Conoco..................0 barrels
Sinclair.................0 barrels
BP/Phillips............0 barrels
Hess.......................0 barrels
ARC0....................0 barrels

All of this information is available from the Department of Energy
and each is required to state where they get their oil and how much
they are importing.

But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions
of gas buyers. It's really simple to do.

Now, don't wimp out at this point.... keep reading and I'll
explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!!

I'm sending this note to about thirty people .

If each of you send it to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300)... and

those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000) .. and

so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth generation of people,

we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers !!!!!!!

If those three million get excited and pass this on to ten
friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted!

If it goes one level further, you guessed it ..... THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE!!!


Again, all you have to do is send this to 10 people. How long would all that take?
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"Obituary Of The Late Mr. Common Sense"

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,
Common Sense, who had been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He
will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable
lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair;
and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
(don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable
strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-
intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in
place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a
teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only
worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked
teachers for doing the job that they themselves had
failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. He
declined even further when schools were required to
get parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion
or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents
when a student became pregnant and wanted to have
an abortion.

Common Sense took a beating as the Ten Commandments
became contraband; churches became businesses; and
criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense lost the will to live when you couldn't
defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and
the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost, after a woman
failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot.
She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded
a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents,
Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter,
Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights,
Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone.

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Note - After some research ... I found out that this was not a commentary by Andy Rooney, although numerous other folks have tried to claim authorship. I guess they figured more people would read it if they put a celebrity name to it. Too bad we can not accurately credit the real author. This was right to the point ... but definitely "Politically Incorrect".
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Andy Rooney's Take on "Political Correctness"
Good for him!!!
Surprised CBS let him get away with this even though he's right
AMEN ANDY ROONEY !

Right on, Andy Rooney!

Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor.

I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa ; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe . I am proud to be from America and nowhere else

And if you don't like my point of view, tough...

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET!!! 
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Note - Similar to the Andy Rooney commentary ... Jay Leno did not write this - The original was written by columnist Craig R. Smith and published in November 2006 on WorldNetDaily.com under the title "Made in the U.S.A.: Spoiled Brats."

Are you "Unhappy"?

 Subject: Jay Leno 
  
AMEN TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!! 
 
This is so very worth reading. Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno 
We don't often see.... 
 
"The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across 
some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true 
given the source,right? 
  
The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are 
Unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the 
Country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3 
of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. 
  
So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are 
so unhappy about?'' 
  
Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days 
a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the 
summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these 
unhappy folks have a job? 
  
Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see 
more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? 
  
Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic 
Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through 
each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would 
find along the way that can provide temporary shelter? 
  
I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around 
the world is just not good enough.&nb sp;
  
Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and 
provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to 
the hospital. 
  
Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. 
You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a 
fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top 
notch equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family 
and your belongings. 
  
Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a 
burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a 
bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack 
or loss. 
  
This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias 
Raping and pillaging the residents. 
  
Neighborhoods where 90 per cent of teenagers own cell phones and 
computers. 
  
How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms 
we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what 
has 67 percent of you folks unhappy. 
  
Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world 
has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a great 
disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed 
people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't 
have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good 
Lord we live here. 
  
I know, I know. What about the President who took us into war and has 
No plan to get us out? The President who has a measly 31 percent 
Approval rating? Is this the same President who guided the nation in the 
dark days after 9/11? The P resident that cut taxes to bring an economy 
out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been 
called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled 
ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks? 
  
The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there 
defending you and me? 
  
Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? 
Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't 
Take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad? 
  
Think about it.....are you upset at the President because he 
Actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the "Media" told you 
He was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day. 
  
Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have 
volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have die d for your 
freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have 
to go. They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a 
''general'' discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst 
case scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the 
brig. 
  
So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent 
Of Americans? 
  
Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it leads and 
they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood 
and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? 
  
The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They 
offer what sells , and when criticized, try to defend the their actions 
by "justifying" them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to 
allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about how he didn't 
kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane! 
  
Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off 
the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your 
bird cage. 
  
Then start being grateful for all we have as a country. There is 
exponentially more good than bad. 
  
We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God 
several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative." 
  
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, 
severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, 
and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure 
this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" 
 

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